the only system for me
everyone go leave nice messages for louisa for when she wakes up
How long do you have to work at KFC before they promote you to Colonel?
overhearing people talking about something u like
hearing that they talkin shit
Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.
never piss off a snake charmer bc they will make a snake go down your throat and keep going until they’re like 7cm away from your butthole so you have that “i have to poop” feeling for the rest of your life
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT YOUR HEAD IN THE MICROWAVE??
this is some weird ass porn