Goodnight gang, have sweet dreams or else I’ll beat you up

Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the Protozoa that wishes to swim their depths.
Anonymous

*swoons?*

msjewbooty:

waiter. there’s a fly in my soup.  now there’s 2 flies. now they’re mating,   waiter are you getting this

shalrath:

reblog if youre not a noob (must not be a noob to reblog this)

fartgallery:

I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK

bewbin:

fartgallery:

hey man sick sweater

That sweater disrespects me


you’re the one wearing it

bewbin:

fartgallery:

hey man sick sweater

That sweater disrespects me

you’re the one wearing it

seeing so many of my friends getting ready to go back to MUN makes me so sad im not going back this year :(

Ugh my tombmate has been up all night decomposing. Keep it down asshole some of us are trying to sleep for eternity