theyellowbrickroad:

what doesnt kill you may cause bleeding or nausea

Well I want to poop but we don’t all get what we want

rnph:

there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube

rneerkat:

people tell me i look young for my age but i dont care i live my life this is who i am

I wonder how many read mores I’ve accidentally reblogged while on mobile

pepsie:

I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED

roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

• HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
• GO FAST
• NEVER USE BRAKES

I’m laughing so hard at some d the responses you guys made oh my god Hahahahaha
But I mean they are LITERALLY outside the door. They are sleeping on my floor/futon, not in a bedroom outside the bathroom. And I don’t want to wake them up because its almost 2:30am

claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change